Teeth? What is this your first time?

I ordered a Succu Dry when I ordered my awesome ecstasy fueled designed Vibro Glow.  The Succu Dry did not arrive, I got the Cockula. Yeah, the gay version.  It’s still humorous in its own flamboyant way.  So a quick note to Fleshlight along with a picture of the Cockula and they were sending me a Succu Dry to me and told me to keep the Cockula. Well what the hell, it’s the same thing just with a different label so I gave her a go. I must say that I have been very impressed with Fleshlight’s customer service when I have had to contact them. They get major props from me.


The packaging is pretty cool as both the Succu Dry and Cockula both have clever little sayings on the label. These are all made to look like a big can but as with the Fleshlight they are not so incognito that you can leave them out. Actually, these would probably gather attention just from what is printed on them.  The biggest feature of all is the fangs! The texture is even called fang texture as there are a bajillion (Yes, that is how many there are) little fangs in the sleeve. I found the texture to be pretty damn good on the head but didn’t really feel much on the shaft. Overall I was only mildly impressed with the texture. Your results may vary depending on how girthy (great word) you are.




The sex in a can series is made from the same material as the normal Fleshlights which means the care for them is the same. You can only use water based lube and cleanup is as easy as washing it with warm water but do not use soap. It will become tacky over time so just use some cornstarch and you are good to go. The big caveat is to make sure to let the sleeve completely dry before putting the caps back on or it can get moldy.  Mold and your dick do not go together so just make sure it’s dry and life will be good.

With all of that out of the way, I’ll come right out and say that I’m not a huge fan of the Succu Dry/Cockula. I’m sure others will love it but I do not and will most likely not be trying another one of the items from the sex in a can series. The sex in a can series is a little bit cheaper than the normal Fleshlights and the reason is because they are smaller. I had seen a few side by side comparisons showing the difference but was still somewhat surprised when mine arrived how much difference there actually is. I will have a post up soon with some pics and measurements comparing the two for those that are curious. The decreased size is one of my biggest problems I have with this series from Fleshlight.

Those that have never had the pleasure of using a Fleshlight or just feeling the material, I will tell you it is very forgiving and can expand  a great deal. However, when the can you are using the sleeve in is a hard plastic can that only has a certain diameter then you are stuck with however wide that can is. This is where my biggest complaint comes from. The entrance diameter of the can is 1.875 inches which is a circumference of roughly 5.9 inches.  Once you add in the sleeve that space is reduced even more as the sleeve is fairly thick through this part. However, I couldn’t get an accurate measurement of the sleeve to see how much that impacted the circumference. With that said, I will say if you are flirting near 5.5 inches in girth or more that you do not try this product unless you like a super tight entrance that can be kind of distracting. Also, sleeve length is more in line with what you will typically find in a normal sleeve. If you are anything over 6.5 to 6.75 inches you can expect to bottom out in it.  You can always take the cap off if you want so that is not a huge issue to me since you can remedy that problem. If you don’t mind it, you are at least aware of it now.

Oh hell, the cap!! How could I almost forget about that? I’m not quite sure what makes this series have so much suction but holy shit! You can literally walk around with this thing stuck to your dick if you want. Dick in a box? Please Andy Samberg and JT, dick in a can! The one bad thing is that you either have A LOT of suction or just a little as there really is not much in between. Whenever I have used this, I have used it with the cap off. With the increased suction you get an increase in the tightness of the sleeve and the hit of that awesome hard plastic cap. Once again, you might like it this way but I did not at all.

With the tightness of this I had to use a ton of lube. Fleshlight provides sample lube with their products that is supposed to last for one use. I had to use 75% of the sample just to get in the damn thing and had to switch over to my own lube to keep going. I hate, hate, hate products that require tons of lube. I hate them if I didn’t make that clear. The normal Fleshlights use a good bit of lube to me and this requires at least twice as much No bueno unless I can get a case of lube (Anyone want to hook me up?!?).

Alright, so this product isn’t terrible. It just is not for me. If you want to try a Fleshlight and either like a tight fit or know this won’t be a tight squeeze for you then give this a try. It still is a well made product and will do just as good of a job as a regular Fleshlight at a fraction of the price. With these being smaller cleanup is a little easier and you can hide it a little better if you like.  As for the Succu Dry, I still have it in the original plastic wrap so I may throw it up as a contest at some point so keep an eye out.

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$54.99Succu dry
Masturbator by Fleshlight
Material: Superskin®
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11 Responses to “Teeth? What is this your first time?”

  1. Epiphora says:

    It’s kinda creepy how similar your experience with this was to my boyfriend’s! He also prefers the bigger cases and felt it was too tight.

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  3. The Great Masturbator says:

    Really if they would just redesign the opening of the can so that it’s not so small it would be a pretty good product. The sleeve is on the smaller side too but it’s really the can that is the issue.

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