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04.08.10Pleasurists #72


Stripes of Lust by Vanity Zero

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Editor’s Pick

  • Jimmyjane Form 2 by Luvasaurus

    • The Form 2 oscillating pattern blows my mind, completely out of my skull. Each ear has its own motor, the vibrations go from one ear to the other, stimulating my clit in a whole new way. “Sensation in Stereo” describes this toy perfectly. The dual motors stimulate my clit like it has never been stimulated before.

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Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

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04.01.10Snake Defense

Alright, I’m sure y’all are wondering just what this title has to do with the new cooling lube from Fleshlube. Well here is a quick peek into my odd mind. Whenever I see or hear of cooling lube I can’t help but think of The Crocodile Hunter. Why the late Steve Irwin? There was an episode where Steve was straddling this snake and he says something like “A snake will attack the hottest part of the body…..and we all know where the hottest part on a guy is!!!” I can’t help but wonder if we can’t use cooling lube to confuse that dreadful snake. Would it work scientifically? I’m pretty sure it would not as it’s not a physical change in temperature but this is how my odd mind works. If only lube could have repelled that damn jellyfish!

The ingredients of this lube are pretty basic but there is one thing I want to point out. While the lube is paraben-free it does contain glycol and glycerin. I only mention this as I know a few people have had issues with those two ingredients specifically. There is some debate between many people as to the impact from these two ingredients so I will just recommend to research those two (glycerin specifically) and yeast infections. You can make your own determination from there. As with any lube though, I would recommend a look at the ingredients before purchasing and definitely before using if you know you are sensitive and/or have allergies. This lube is water-based so it is safe for condoms and all of your toys. I accidentally got some on my white sheets and just like with all water-based lubes I’ve ran across, there was no stain. With it being water-based, cleanup is super simple with just some soap and water.

My first experience with cooling lube was not great at all as I would have sworn I was using Icy Hot for lube. I’ve never tried another cooling lube because of that until Fleshlube Ice. I’ve tried lots of regular lube and quite a few warming lubes and never experienced the issue I did with my first cooling lube. With that said, Fleshlube Ice will be joining my arsenal of water-based lubes.

I decided that the best test for this lube would be to use it for normal bologna bopping and with the Fleshlight Vibro Glow (for those wondering, I do not listen to techno when using the FVG.) As I have found with the majority of water-based lubes, it lasts longer when using the Fleshlight. I was able to get at most 3 to 4 minutes when I was bopping along while with the Fleshlight that was at least double. This is a little below average when compared to the other water-based lubes that I use. This lube is slick and VERY runny at first but progressively gets to be more of a sticky consistency. The stickiness is almost not noticeable when using the Fleshlight because I really just notice the lack of good lubrication. I think the fact that the Fleshlight is somewhat sticky itself creates this conundrum.

Now on to the fun part of this lube! The directions state to massage or gently blow to intensify cooling. I was obviously massaging with the lube so that part was covered so I decided what the hell I can blow on my dick in the name of research. Well research is pretty cool I must say. It went from a nice tingling with a very vague cooling sensation to a “Did my dick get stuck in front of a fan on high with an obnoxiously large block of ice in front of it?!?!???” sensation. Please take a moment and picture that in your head because I totally just did typing it out. I also pictured myself making voices through the fan but now we are sidetracking. Using it with the Fleshlight obviously changes how the cooling part of this lube feels. I noticed the biggest difference based off adjusting the end cap as that impacts how much suction (airflow) goes through the sleeve. So the more air allowed into the end cap, the more cooling feeling I felt. I warm up my Fleshlight sleeves before using them so I personally find this lube to best suited for when I’m literally hands on only. If you don’t warm your sleeves up or you just like the different sensation then of course lube up! However, I will continue to use regular lube or a warming lube with my Fleshlights and leave this for the other times. As far as using this lube for adding an extra sensation during a Lewinsky, I wouldn’t recommend it. The lube smells kind of minty to me but it definitely does not taste how it smells. It is not a terrible taste but I don’t see it as being enjoyable to anyone. There is also the fact that the cooling sensation works on your tongue too!

This lube is actually made for Fleshlight by Vie Products. A quick Google search or even a search on Eden Fantasys shows that Vie markets their own cooling lube. The ingredient listing on that lube is the same as for this lube. I would say it’s very safe to say that the Fleshlube Ice is the same as V Cooling by Vie with just a different label slapped on it.

As this was my first cooling lube in quite a few years, I can’t say this is the best or worst out there. It’s obviously better than the one I had tried before but I can’t say how this really does compared to other cooling lubes. As far as a water-based lube goes it’s not the best out there. When this lube starts to get sticky, it really gets sticky and quick. The cooling aspect really only is noticeable when blowing on it which is not something I really want to add to my masturbation technique. I supposed I could literally stick a fan towards my dick but for some reason that just seems weird. I said I would add this to my collection because it does offer a slight tingling sensation and a slight cooling effect by hand. Is this a lube that I would run to the store and push old ladies out of my way so I could quickly buy it? Most likely not. I actually have not seen this at any local stores but you can get it from Eden Fantasys.

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Lubricant by Vie Products, Inc.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

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03.29.10Pleasurists #71


Jessica Jae by Johari Davis

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Editor’s Pick

  • Rascal the Baller by Wilhelmina Wang

    • Imagine my shock when I got it in the mail and realized it was FUCKING GINORMOUS: this Rascal is a whopping 17.5″ x 2.5″.

    Moral of the story: don’t order a toy without carefully checking the specs.

    Meanwhile, I was stuck with the damn thing and had to do something with it in order to write a review. The question was, what?

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Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

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03.17.10Pleasurists #69


Britni C by Deborah Kolb

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Editor’s Pick

  • Tantus Hoss by Sammi

    • Hoss is enormous. Humongous. Gigantic. Bigger than big. He makes Randy look like a beginner’s toy (and Randy most definitely is not).

    Editor’s Note: This is a seriously impressive review because, among other things, Hoss is a seriously impressive toy. I thought it a fitting EP for an impressive edition both in number (69) and in review count (80).

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Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

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03.13.10My penis deserves an apology – Throb Master review

My review of the terrible California Exotic Throb Master is now up at Eden Fantasys! You can read my review of it here: My penis deserves an apology

Here are a few random pictures I took of this interesting product. You can click on the pictures for the absurdly large versions if you wish.

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03.09.10Teeth? What is this your first time?

I ordered a Succu Dry when I ordered my awesome ecstasy fueled designed Vibro Glow.  The Succu Dry did not arrive, I got the Cockula. Yeah, the gay version.  It’s still humorous in its own flamboyant way.  So a quick note to Fleshlight along with a picture of the Cockula and they were sending me a Succu Dry to me and told me to keep the Cockula. Well what the hell, it’s the same thing just with a different label so I gave her a go. I must say that I have been very impressed with Fleshlight’s customer service when I have had to contact them. They get major props from me.


The packaging is pretty cool as both the Succu Dry and Cockula both have clever little sayings on the label. These are all made to look like a big can but as with the Fleshlight they are not so incognito that you can leave them out. Actually, these would probably gather attention just from what is printed on them.  The biggest feature of all is the fangs! The texture is even called fang texture as there are a bajillion (Yes, that is how many there are) little fangs in the sleeve. I found the texture to be pretty damn good on the head but didn’t really feel much on the shaft. Overall I was only mildly impressed with the texture. Your results may vary depending on how girthy (great word) you are.




The sex in a can series is made from the same material as the normal Fleshlights which means the care for them is the same. You can only use water based lube and cleanup is as easy as washing it with warm water but do not use soap. It will become tacky over time so just use some cornstarch and you are good to go. The big caveat is to make sure to let the sleeve completely dry before putting the caps back on or it can get moldy.  Mold and your dick do not go together so just make sure it’s dry and life will be good.

With all of that out of the way, I’ll come right out and say that I’m not a huge fan of the Succu Dry/Cockula. I’m sure others will love it but I do not and will most likely not be trying another one of the items from the sex in a can series. The sex in a can series is a little bit cheaper than the normal Fleshlights and the reason is because they are smaller. I had seen a few side by side comparisons showing the difference but was still somewhat surprised when mine arrived how much difference there actually is. I will have a post up soon with some pics and measurements comparing the two for those that are curious. The decreased size is one of my biggest problems I have with this series from Fleshlight.

Those that have never had the pleasure of using a Fleshlight or just feeling the material, I will tell you it is very forgiving and can expand  a great deal. However, when the can you are using the sleeve in is a hard plastic can that only has a certain diameter then you are stuck with however wide that can is. This is where my biggest complaint comes from. The entrance diameter of the can is 1.875 inches which is a circumference of roughly 5.9 inches.  Once you add in the sleeve that space is reduced even more as the sleeve is fairly thick through this part. However, I couldn’t get an accurate measurement of the sleeve to see how much that impacted the circumference. With that said, I will say if you are flirting near 5.5 inches in girth or more that you do not try this product unless you like a super tight entrance that can be kind of distracting. Also, sleeve length is more in line with what you will typically find in a normal sleeve. If you are anything over 6.5 to 6.75 inches you can expect to bottom out in it.  You can always take the cap off if you want so that is not a huge issue to me since you can remedy that problem. If you don’t mind it, you are at least aware of it now.

Oh hell, the cap!! How could I almost forget about that? I’m not quite sure what makes this series have so much suction but holy shit! You can literally walk around with this thing stuck to your dick if you want. Dick in a box? Please Andy Samberg and JT, dick in a can! The one bad thing is that you either have A LOT of suction or just a little as there really is not much in between. Whenever I have used this, I have used it with the cap off. With the increased suction you get an increase in the tightness of the sleeve and the hit of that awesome hard plastic cap. Once again, you might like it this way but I did not at all.

With the tightness of this I had to use a ton of lube. Fleshlight provides sample lube with their products that is supposed to last for one use. I had to use 75% of the sample just to get in the damn thing and had to switch over to my own lube to keep going. I hate, hate, hate products that require tons of lube. I hate them if I didn’t make that clear. The normal Fleshlights use a good bit of lube to me and this requires at least twice as much No bueno unless I can get a case of lube (Anyone want to hook me up?!?).

Alright, so this product isn’t terrible. It just is not for me. If you want to try a Fleshlight and either like a tight fit or know this won’t be a tight squeeze for you then give this a try. It still is a well made product and will do just as good of a job as a regular Fleshlight at a fraction of the price. With these being smaller cleanup is a little easier and you can hide it a little better if you like.  As for the Succu Dry, I still have it in the original plastic wrap so I may throw it up as a contest at some point so keep an eye out.

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$54.99Succu dry
Masturbator by Fleshlight
Material: Superskin®
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03.03.10Hi!

OK, so welcome to my humble little abode. It’s not exactly how I want it but it will do for now. I will continue to make changes to this blog so don’t be surprised if you show up here one day and I’ve gone and changed everything. This design is actually a template that I modded until I get mine completed and up to my liking.

How about a super quick and vague rundown of me? I’m a mid-20s straight male living the rat race in the wonderful Midwest. I’m consistently single even though I think I’m pretty amazing.  Actually, thinking I’m pretty amazing and not putting up with bullshit may be why I’m constantly single. Ha, that’s a long topic for another day though.  With being single and giving up on casual sex that leads me a lot of pent up sexual frustration and what better way to relieve it than changing things up?

This blog will contain random thoughts that run through my head, reviews, contests, random videos and pictures and pretty much anything that I feel like putting on here which may include a random rambling post that has nothing to do with anything else. My posts will not be 100% dedicated to reviews, sex and relationships.  I do hope that you enjoy my blog and get a laugh or two out of it from time to time as I like to think I’m a somewhat funny guy. Y’all can at least humor me and tell me I’m funny!! Anyway, I’m extremely laid back and try to enjoy myself as much as possible and can be pretty frank, vulgar and somewhat offensive at times. You might not like everything that I post but I’m not out to piss anyone off or hurt people’s feelings. If you don’t agree with something I say, leave a comment or send me a message. I’m always up for hearing other people’s views.

You can check me out on Eden Fantasy here: Jewgasm and can follow me on Twitter here: Jewgasms.

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